You know the saying ‘trick or treat’? This is the ‘trick’ part. Looks like harmless, seasonally appropriate candy, actually tastes like ass. Pretty sure they were designed to humble kids that were having too much of a good time on Halloween.

[He speaks with an unwarranted confidence like this is straight up facts.]

But, hey, you should be proud of yourself! You just expanded your cultural horizons today. Take in that sweet, sweet taste of worldliness.