Now you're preaching to the choir. I never leave a function with empty pockets. Trust me, a little sandwich baggy or tupperware goes a long way.

[If he was at the party for normies, he probably would've noticed Misfire trying to steal food and being completely unsubtle about it.]

Sure, it's less about sharing-is-caring and more about getting my hands on something to eat tomorrow, but I consider that a noble pursuit. It's almost like charity work. But for me. I'm the charity.

[Noble.]

Still, worth the trade-off for getting drunk with no hangover, right?