B-Komachi really missed out. But I'm guessing that outfit doesn't come with pockets, huh?
[Not a chance. Not even the Dream Sphere could manage that degree of spatial distortion.
Belatedly remembering that his powers are useful for once, Ango conjures a hankie out of thin air and uses it to blot at the strawberry cocktail stain on his pirate. It smells more like sugar than alcohol, but at barely over 150cm, Ai's probably an ultra-lightweight when it comes to liquor. If they were in the real world, he'd probably have to carry her home after a couple of drinks... but then again, Ai would never cut loose like this in the real world. She's the DU's idol, after all... if some social media stalker got a photo of her in the company of a loser like him, he'd get at least twice as many death threats as usual.]
Hey, you didn't get splashed, did you?
[He'd look, but he's not sure where it's safe to look. Normally, kinky cosplay is like, at least a second or third date kind of thing, and he and Ai haven't even gone out for coffee together... but it's Halloween so Halloween rules apply, right? What are Halloween rules, anyway?
...Damn it, he's overthinking. Ango has been to more than a few Kabukicho clubs with scantily clad bunny waitresses, so why is he so flustered?]
If you did, don't worry - this coat can hold so many hankies.
[He pulls another bunny print handkerchief out of his coat pocket... but it's tied to another hankie, and another, and another, until he's produced a colorful scarf. It's a cheap magic trick (and he's cheating with his Dreamer powers, anyway), but even after quitting his job as a writer, Ango can't help but be an entertainer.
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[Not a chance. Not even the Dream Sphere could manage that degree of spatial distortion.
Belatedly remembering that his powers are useful for once, Ango conjures a hankie out of thin air and uses it to blot at the strawberry cocktail stain on his pirate. It smells more like sugar than alcohol, but at barely over 150cm, Ai's probably an ultra-lightweight when it comes to liquor. If they were in the real world, he'd probably have to carry her home after a couple of drinks... but then again, Ai would never cut loose like this in the real world. She's the DU's idol, after all... if some social media stalker got a photo of her in the company of a loser like him, he'd get at least twice as many death threats as usual.]
Hey, you didn't get splashed, did you?
[He'd look, but he's not sure where it's safe to look. Normally, kinky cosplay is like, at least a second or third date kind of thing, and he and Ai haven't even gone out for coffee together... but it's Halloween so Halloween rules apply, right? What are Halloween rules, anyway?
...Damn it, he's overthinking. Ango has been to more than a few Kabukicho clubs with scantily clad bunny waitresses, so why is he so flustered?]
If you did, don't worry - this coat can hold so many hankies.
[He pulls another bunny print handkerchief out of his coat pocket... but it's tied to another hankie, and another, and another, until he's produced a colorful scarf. It's a cheap magic trick (and he's cheating with his Dreamer powers, anyway), but even after quitting his job as a writer, Ango can't help but be an entertainer.