[Honestly, when he gets that response, he does have to wonder why he expected anything different.]

Y'know, there are worse ways to go...

[He playfully considers it for a moment.]

I have heard my fair share celebrity secrets - witnessed them too. Have I ever told you I used to fly private jets? Just saying. These lips? [He imitates a zipper over his mouth.] Totally sealed.

[He says, like a liar.]