Only half a pack? Bruh! I don't smoke, but you definitely should've held out for the whole pack. And made sure they were your brand, right? I hope you did that, at least...

I'd offer to let you borrow my kitchen, but I dunno how my landlord would feel about strange guys coming over to my apartment. I already have a few, between my bandmates and the S.O., ya know. Still, I'll definitely make you at least one batch of calzones. And if you want my curry certificate, like I said. You can have it, no sweat.

[She pauses there for a moment, still looking concerned.] Are you doing okay? Really, if you need to take a day, I'm pretty sure Zeke could handle morale on his own.