[Conjuring his own imaginary waifu and causing a near-catastropic break in the Dream Sphere doesn't even crack the top ten most embarrassing things Ango has done in his life. Self-destructive depression-fueled binges are kind of his thing.]

Ooh, are you some kind of stalker?

[He sounds a little too pleased by that idea. Mentally unstable women are also kind of his thing.]

You don't look anywhere near old enough for retirement, though... wait, you mean you're a retired Dreamer, right?