Wow, rude? I didn't actually do anything.

[said without missing a beat, even as Nikki looks over his shoulder as he insistently pushes Misfire further into the conbini]

I didn't even scratch the car I vaulted over! They're just being way too uptight about this sort of thing. Write me up when I've actually committed some sort of vandalism.

[which he technically sort of did. He's smart enough to not put up the advertisements for his mother's art studio opening in those instances, but he might have filched some random posters to paste in funny locations instead]