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So I hate to be that guy, but most bad guys one [he holds up one finger] don't admit to being a criminal and two [raises second finger] wouldn't turn down getting stuff for free.

[Is that how that works? Sonic says it so confidently, you'd think he was battling a madman shaped like an egg here too... Which, frankly, doesn't sound too ridiculous in a dream. He crosses his arms and starts tapping his foot]

So, big guy, what's the deal?