I had one, and then I wasted it. You know when they stopped returning my calls? I was on a variety show, one of those where you have to do stupid stuff for the audience. They were putting us through dares and they told me to eat a live cicada.

I chickened out. Some other rising starlet ate the thing instead, smiled for the camera and everything. She's still got a career. And I tanked mine and ended up here, all over a stupid bug.