Well, I guess I'm a ninja now, so I can do the usual anime ninja stuff. I can throw knives, and see in the dark, and... oh wait, you're gonna love this one.

[He makes a mystic-looking hand seal to activate his power and, with a puff of purple smoke... transforms into a mediocre copy of Ai herself. The hair isn't anywhere near the right color, and the dress looks like a cheap cosplay replica, and he's still wearing sunglasses, but it's a decent attempt. He strikes a suitably idol-esque pose.]

Tadaaa~ Still working on getting details right, but it might at least work for distracting the bad guys. And I'm pretty good at pretending to be a large rock.

[The only problem is that Ango's voice hasn't changed at all...]