Hmm... [ Ai makes a point of looking him up and down, gauging his height and overall Troublemaking Boy Size. ] That's probably not the best idea for a whole lot of reasons but most of all...

[ She brushes a little glitter off his hat, where it was just... sitting in a pile... ]

Most people around here who see something small and sparkly diving at them are gonna think it's a Torment. You might end up getting smacked around before people realize what's going on.

[ It would not be entirely undeserved, given that this would be A Prank In Process, but still. ]