[Misfire leans forward, ready to tell his story. He lowers the tone of his voice for appropriate dramatic effect as he begins.]

So there's this man and his girl, they go out for a drive under the moonlight. They stop at the side of the road, and the man turns to his girl and he says "Baby, I love you very much." The girl, confused, asks him [And here he raises the pitch of his voice to a squeak.] "What is it honey?"

He says, "Our car is broken down. I think the engine is broken. I'll walk and get some more fuel."

"Ok," She replies, "I'll stay here and watch the stereo. There's been news reports of stereos being stolen."

And he says, "Good idea. Keep the doors locked no matter what. I love you sweetie."

So, the guy left to go get fuel for the car. After two hours the girl says, "Where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now." Then the girl hears a scratching sound and a voice saying "LET ME IN."

The girl doesn't do it and after a while she goes to sleep. The next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend's still not there. She gets out to check, and -

[DRAMATIC PAUSE.]

Man door hand hook car door.