THOU ART MAIDENLESS, AND THUS THOU ART ALONE

[darknesshotpot]

⭐ Who: Ango and YOU
⭐ When: Throughout February
⭐ Where: Mostly around Yumemigaoka, but also the Dream Sphere
⭐ What: Dumb shenanigans

Comments

[noonecandestroythemetal]

Ha! Why not? Friendship dates are a thing, y'know. At least where I'm from. Besides, aren't I technically a little young for you?

[There's no 'technically'. Still, if he asked her out on a curry date--even if it ended up being dutch, or if she had to pay for it--Sam would go. He's an author! There's probably some wisdom to be had here! Or at least good song material.

And what Ango doesn't know won't hurt him. Right?]

I think you're at least a little bit higher on the proverbial evolutionary chain than a cockroach--though being equally hard to kill, well. That's probably a good thing. Maybe get that as a power?

[She can't help but wink at that.]

You feel a little better, so we can schlep our way to work? I'll...probably leave your calzones in the work fridge in a bag with your name on it, when I make them. [There's no 'if'.] They probably ought to stay refrigerated, though you should be able to heat them in the microwave, you know?

[darknesshotpot]

Right now I'm feeling positively ancient, so you're probably right...

[Apparently women are into vampires, but only in the "sexy debauched 800-year-old aristocrat" way, not the "bloodless shambling middle-aged corpse" way. Oh well, Sam's definitely too young for him anyway. While the "half your age plus seven" rule exceeds Ango's number of fingers and therefore his ability to calculate, his personal rule is to not date anyone younger than a really good bottle of whiskey.]

Huh, that wouldn't be a bad power... doesn't fit with my theming, though, and Zeke's already got the indestructibility power.

[...With Zeke's absolutely rancid bad luck, his indestructibility is probably the only way he manages to survive. Even though Ango has always thought of himself as a tough guy, the Dream Sphere granted him a far more support-oriented skill set. It would be nice to have some resistance to Hibiki's punches, though...]

The promise of homemade calzones is enough to revive me! I guess we'd better get to work before you end up being late.

[noonecandestroythemetal]

You'll feel better eventually, Ango. This won't last, I promise. Especially if you get some actual nutrients into you.

[Because she can only speculate on what he's been eating, and it probably beats out Zeke's eating Spaghetti-O's straight from the can, if she's honest. But Sam is definitely not going to ask. Ango's ego, such as it is, might be able to take it. She's not sure her sanity can take that blow.]

Oh, Zeke! If he had the lockdown on powers, I'd be in trouble, because we both have electricity powers. Besides, we're Dreamers, right? It's like--if we can dream it, we can be it, right? Follow your heart. You're Ango, not Zeke, and you're fine just the way you are!

[Recent Disturbance aside. It wasn't as if she hadn't been there for part of it, after all. Sam would give him a punch in the shoulder, but Ango has already done himself enough lasting damage for the week--even if it'll get better, she doesn't need to compound it. She laughs a bit, then.]

We can take whatever time you need. I'm not late that often, and it'd be for a good reason, you know? If I catch any flack, I can handle it. Don't worry about me!