THOU ART MAIDENLESS, AND THUS THOU ART ALONE

[darknesshotpot]

⭐ Who: Ango and YOU
⭐ When: Throughout February
⭐ Where: Mostly around Yumemigaoka, but also the Dream Sphere
⭐ What: Dumb shenanigans

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Re: 2/2

[darknesshotpot]

He keeps popping up out of nowhere when I'm trying to steal stuff from the break room or when I'm slacking off instead of writing Excursion reports... he's totally stalking me!

[Which would be kind of hot in a yandere way if he weren't so... Hubert.]

How would you know her type, anyway? She's famously cagey about her personal life, and you just met her a few weeks ago!

[Who knows - maybe her type is unemployed middle-aged slackers? It's at least as likely as her liking Hubert.]

[rubykomachi]

Or he just knows you're a thief? Does Hubert even care about romance?

[Ruby's eye twitches a bit when Ango asks how she would know. Crap, she can't blow her cover, but pride refuses to let her back down on this either.]

Just a few weeks ago?! I've followed Ai-san for as long as I've been alive! You can tell when you connect with her on a deep enough level!

[darknesshotpot]

I'm pretty sure that My Chemical Romance is the only kind of romance Pubert is familiar with.

[Not that Ango wasn't listening to emo bands too, back in his college days. To be honest, he hated idol pop until he became an Ai stan... but he's not about to let Ruby find out that only started listening to her music a few months ago. At least he's actually talked to Ai instead of only connecting with her through songs! And he's kept her secret boyfriend a secret, just like he promised!]

We totally have a connection! She even trusts me with personal secrets, you know.

[rubykomachi]

[Ruby bristles at the mention of personal secrets. Oh, so that's how it is. Ango's just some clout-chasing kissass trying to make himself look better. He doesn't even know who Ruby is, how personal could Ai have really gotten?]

Yeah, right, liar! If she trusts you so much, why are you asking around about her secret boyfriend?

I bet she's not telling you because she knows you're a creep that wants her all to yourself!