guess who's back

[dullshooter]

⭐ Who: Misfire & the DU slack
⭐ When: Early November
⭐ Where: Online babey
⭐ What: Misfire posts for the first time in months
⭐ Warnings: Crimes.

hey guys long time no see

you might be wondering why you havent seen me around for a while

well its a long story

actually not that long

i got arrested

Comments

[greaterspeed]

whut

u got arrested?

i thought u skipped town!!

[dullshooter]

technically, in a way, i did.

'cus i got arrested abroad.

[greaterspeed]

pretty sure 'skip town' + 'arrested abroad' count as two separate things

any souvenirs tho?

[dullshooter]

discounting the prison tattoo I almost got, I came back with a wicked scar from the ‘altercation’

[greaterspeed]

aw. do i wanna know what that tattoo was gonna be? :o

but heyyy battle scars are cool too. welcome back btw u missed some wild times

[dullshooter]

I’ll tell you it was meant to be on my knuckles and let your imagination fill in the rest

you wanna fill me in on what I missed?

[greaterspeed]

that's incredibly sus...

when did u go missing again? the dream version of the city got stomped, no one got super hurt tho so all swell that ends well. another disturbance. those things r weird but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

whoa time rly flew by!!

[dullshooter]

looks like i missed a LOT…whose disturbance was it this time?

[greaterspeed]

hibiki!

totes missed ur chance of becoming a singing idol. unlucky...

[dullshooter]

for real? tell me everyone else was singing. tell me.

[greaterspeed]

obvs. that or punch the things until u get numb.

very loose definition of 'singing' tho. like modern art levels of loose

[dullshooter]

right. that’s it. mandatory company karaoke night. it’s on the books

[greaterspeed]

on the books?! didn't realize that the du was down to fund stuff like that

count me in, but only if we get to bring guitar hero too

[dullshooter]

sold. we’ll brand it as a “employee wellbeing activity”. no one will ever know

[greaterspeed]

ꉂ(≧▽≦)

genius. just gotta find a venue for it and we're good to go, right?

[dullshooter]

sure there’s a spare meeting room we can hijack somewhere…

[greaterspeed]

aw yeah, illegal boardroom karaoke! it could be a team building exercise, where the participants need to work together to get outta dodge when security shows up.

[dullshooter]

I like the way you think, kid.

[greaterspeed]

just doing my part keeping security on their toes.

ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧