yumemigaoka | ☃️ HOLIDAY HIJINKS ☃️

⭐ Who: Ango and your blorbos!
⭐ When: Throughout December!

Would you accept if I told you instead I came here to laugh at you?

That's perfect! If you hang around and laugh, I'll be able to buy twice as many copies of Ai's single!

Hey, I said laugh, not enable!

You're here for the comedy, right? My idiot act won't work without a straight man.

Now it's an act, is it, Sakaguchi? I'll keep that in mind.

Hey, that's the secret to any great stage act, right? The audience can't tell how much is real and how much is show biz magic.

And who's what in this metaphor exactly?

Deep down, you and me are both entertainers. And "all the world's a stage," right?

[She makes a face.]

Even if I hadn't given that up, I still wouldn't be making an idiot of myself like some gachikoi.

Hey, it's fun being the village idiot. At least I've got a place in the village, you know?

Belonging in the garbage can is still belonging, huh?

Well, I have been called a "human raccoon," so that fits...

And you're... okay with that.

Yeah, raccoons are cute as fuck!

[And they're also an invasive species that causes millions of dollars worth of damage each year in Japan...]

So, not all that accurate.

[Smirk.]