☃️ HOLIDAY HIJINKS ☃️

[darknesshotpot]

⭐ Who: Ango and your blorbos!
⭐ When: Throughout December!

Comments

[darknesshotpot]

[Does McDonalds count?

It totally counts, even though he got fired after a few weeks when the corporate fascists in charge objected to his new and improved menu.]

...I'll have you know that I used to work at an internationally renowned restaurant specializing in Western cuisine!

[flatcola]

At least that means you know how to wash your dishes.

[ Maybe that's a little mean, but she can imagine him in a dish pit. ]

[darknesshotpot]

Hey! I can flip burgers, too. And I know how to make the Secret Sauce.

[flatcola]

What's the secret?

[darknesshotpot]

I've been sworn to sauce secrecy, so if I told ya, I'd have to kill ya. Ronald McDonald's orders.

[flatcola]

Oh no, an excuse to-no, no, joking about that is bad.

[ SIGH trying to be mindful. ]

[darknesshotpot]

Heh... well, if you swear not to tell anybody, I guess I can share the McDonalds secret recipe. It's mayo, mustard, and the blood of whatever the hell Grimace is.

[flatcola]

...just the one Grimace, or is he from a species?