I mean, even if you have to throw ranch and proteins on top, it's still better than going out for a burger. [Not much better, but she's trying to start small here.] But making changes has to start somewhere, yeah?

[She nods, though.]

Cookies should be cookies. Make them as fancy and extravagant as you like, so long as you stick to The Rules! [The capital letters are audible.] Crunchy, soft, sugary, buttery, neutral, just make it a cookie! It needs to delight and enrich!