★ let out a sigh sigh sigh, they always pry pry pry

[liedol]

⭐ Who: Ai and 🫵 YOU
⭐ When: March catchall
⭐ Where: Yumemigaoka
⭐ What: you guys read the monthly post. you know what this is about.
⭐ Warnings: References to continued unwanted contact from an ex & some Oshi no Ko contextless spoilers in relation to that. Ai's going to be extremely high anxiety during the last two or so weeks of the month so if you want something more chill, hit her up in early March!

Comments

[dullshooter]

[Misfire, lurker of hallways, freezes as he hears a voice. He's supposed to be actually working, not slacking off in the places no one checks.]

...Who wants to know?

[predecir]

Security.

[his ass is NOT security]

If you don't work here, you need to get out.

[dullshooter]

You don't look like security. Me and security are intimately familiar with each other.

[They hate his ass.]

[predecir]

...oh. I know you.

[Whatever he was trying to do - draw himself up to look slightly more like security, maybe - Bruno deflates immediately upon seeing Misfire. He's seen him around before, he belongs here.]

I just wanted to scare off any press who found a back entrance or something. Lots of doors, who knows what could happen?

[dullshooter]

That's...totally what I was doing too. Totally.

[His ass is in the clear. No one will ever know.]

Can't be too careful, you know? The press are parasites.

[predecir]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bruno's not sure if he actually believes that, but also, he doesn't really care.]

They like to bribe people to leave doors open, so.

[dullshooter]

A nefarious trick that I’d, personally, never fall for.

[He’d pocket the money and run.]

You planning on camping out here?

[predecir]

Eh, I've got work to do...maybe I will for a little while after, though. Just make sure everything's good for the night.

[It's also a good excuse for him to hang out here late, something Bruno always likes to have!]

[dullshooter]

You might not have a choice. I mean, have you seen them swarming outside? It’s near impossible to get through the wall of paparazzi.

[He clicks his fingers into a point.]

How about a sleepover?

[predecir]

....are you serious?

[dullshooter]

Look at me. How do I not look serious?

[predecir]

[....................]

[predecir]

What, like......here?

[ha ha ha that's crazy who would ever sleep here.............]

[dullshooter]

Yeah! I mean, we’ve got beds and at least one guy living in the walls - I think his name is Mahito? He used to be a receptionist for a while.

[predecir]

Sorry, what?

[dullshooter]

Oh, you didn't know?

[predecir]

That a guy was living in the walls? No!

[how could HE, of all people, have not happened across this?]

[dullshooter]

Seriously? How long have you been here?

[predecir]

A year or so?