OPEN ✿ June Catch-All

[hanamane]

⭐ Who: Amane and YOU
⭐ When: Throughout June
⭐ Where: Moon Bunny Market (namely @ Camellia), Riverwalk Theater, Dream Sphere (Slumbering City and N E W L O C A T I O N)
⭐ What: PLANT GAYS, Kaiju movies, Hanako being sulky about missing Dreamer-versary things and a Completely Normal Dreamer bonding trip gone horribly, terribly wrong
⭐ Warnings: Possible mentions of chronic illness in meta text, spiders, Dream Sphere death by miasma poisoning; will update with top-levels and further warnings if need be!

Comments

[flatcola]

And I'm secretly the queen of France, alright, good, let's move on.

[ Brat! Little brat! Resist urge to lay into him! ]

[hanamane]

[He cackles a bit, but relents, juuuust a little. On the upside, he doesn't seem like he's on the verge of manifesting a Torment anymore, so... yay for small victories?? (even if it comes at the cost of him being a pain in the ass)]

Aw, c'mon, you really don't think I could be a guy in his sixties? I wouldn't be the first. And Dreamers change in all sorts of ways when they get over here!

[flatcola]

[ Mission accomplished she is SO good at talking to kids. ]

It's shameful to make yourself look that much younger, then. Unless you just want an excuse to come here and pout.

[hanamane]

[He pats his face, squishing his cheeks a little as he does so.]

I mean, maybe I just have a really good skin routine back in the Waking World...? Doctors must hate me!

[WITHOUT BATTING A FUCKING EYE]

[flatcola]

[ Ugh, clever little shit. ]

Oh yeah, one of those celebrity dreamers huh?

[hanamane]

[He tries!!]

Yup, I'm totally famous! So famous I gotta keep my identity under wraps here or else everyone'll want to get into my business. Kinda annoying, really!

[Amazingly, there's one nugget of truth under that steaming pile of lies, but he'll be damned if he admits that to a random stranger!]

[flatcola]

Well... whatever. Take care of your needs and stuff, then, mister famous.

[hanamane]

Okaaaaay ♪

[The bit's kind of run it's course, however, so Hanako floats on over to Mind, his head tilted like a kitten trying to puzzle out a toy.]

Seriously, though, how old are you, for real?

[ARE YOU SERIOUSLY CYCLING BACK TO THIS, BOY]

[flatcola]

...I am actually, literally thirty years old though.

[ Mind leans in closer. ]

Look. Look at these wrinkles.

[ Okay she's pretty babyfaced but she has lines around her eyes and mouth befitting someone... closer to her age than not? ]

[hanamane]

... wooooooooow.

[HE'S NOT... EVEN SURE WHAT TO SAY TO THIS RIGHT NOW]

You must get carded all the time, don't you?

[flatcola]

You're damn right I do.

[ Japanese businesses tend to be pretty lax on that, unless you look like her. ]