☃️ HOLIDAY HIJINKS ☃️

[darknesshotpot]

⭐ Who: Ango and your blorbos!
⭐ When: Throughout December!

Comments

[darknesshotpot]

Ha! I'm the biggest loser here, so I'm definitely going to win!

[saynotobugs]

I'm sure there's got to be somebody worse.

[darknesshotpot]

[She's probably right about that... idol fandom is well-known for attracting stalkers, online haters and other degenerates. So far there hasn't been any trouble, at least.]

Man, that bar is so low it's in hell, ain't it? How about you, Maki-chan? Are you here to pick up a copy too? I'll let you cut in line!

[saynotobugs]

Would you accept if I told you instead I came here to laugh at you?

[darknesshotpot]

That's perfect! If you hang around and laugh, I'll be able to buy twice as many copies of Ai's single!

[saynotobugs]

Hey, I said laugh, not enable!

[darknesshotpot]

You're here for the comedy, right? My idiot act won't work without a straight man.

[saynotobugs]

Now it's an act, is it, Sakaguchi? I'll keep that in mind.

[darknesshotpot]

Hey, that's the secret to any great stage act, right? The audience can't tell how much is real and how much is show biz magic.

[saynotobugs]

And who's what in this metaphor exactly?

[darknesshotpot]

Deep down, you and me are both entertainers. And "all the world's a stage," right?

[saynotobugs]

[She makes a face.]

Even if I hadn't given that up, I still wouldn't be making an idiot of myself like some gachikoi.

[darknesshotpot]

Hey, it's fun being the village idiot. At least I've got a place in the village, you know?

[saynotobugs]

Belonging in the garbage can is still belonging, huh?

[darknesshotpot]

Well, I have been called a "human raccoon," so that fits...

[saynotobugs]

And you're... okay with that.

[darknesshotpot]

Yeah, raccoons are cute as fuck!

[And they're also an invasive species that causes millions of dollars worth of damage each year in Japan...]

[saynotobugs]

So, not all that accurate.

[Smirk.]